I want this now
Went to Applebee’s and had this. Attention anyone who enjoys to partake in edible substanence…THIS WAS AMAZING.
Went out for my exes birthday and she turned me onto this and Applebee’s onion rings. Again. Oh lawd have mercy on my arteries ^.^ again amazing.
Went for a stroll with said ex to Walmart and saw a transvestite get denied for attempting to go into the ladies room. I mean really, this wasn’t even a proper tranny just some dude in woman’s clothes with makeup pssssh anyone could do that if they wanted a free peep show #derp.
Saw Barack Obama in the electronics aisle…well it looked like him. It must of been because he’s black (yeah that’s it) played skyward sword demo for half and hour and screamed at how obnoxious the controls are. For shame bring back ocarina of time :(.
Ex introduced me to her good looking friends. Awkward moment when everyone in the party thinks you are banging her because you took her to Walmart. Yup, I love a cheap date.
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